Aug
17
TGIF: Bumper Stickers
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Hello and welcome to Thank God is Friiiiiday! 
I have to confess I don’t think these up. I get them from a great guy - Phil Humbert. And he gets them from friends.
But I find them very funny and it’s a great start to my week as I get them on Sunday. I thought it would be a good way to end our week with a smile.
A couple are political or a bit risqué, but I think you’ll enjoy them. Smile everyone!
- Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.
- If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
- Horn Broken…Watch For Finger.
- The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
- I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha. (my kids just looked me up and down when I read this one!)
- So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
- Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
- If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
- Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
- Illiterate? Write For Help.
- Honk If Anything Falls Off.
- Cover Me, I’m Changing Lanes.
- He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost - But is Miles From The Next Exit.
- I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
- You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now! (Love this one!)
- I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
- Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
- (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) - If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over…
- Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
- If Walking Is So Good For You, Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
- Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
- Boldly Going Nowhere.
- Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
- Heart Attacks: God’s Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
- Honk If You’ve Never Seen an Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
- How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
- All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
And Finally…
- "Politicians And Diapers Should Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason"
Enjoy your weekend.
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Nice, but I think it is sometimes not enough to get it complete.