TGIF: Bumper Stickers

Hello and welcome to Thank God is Friiiiiday!

I have to confess I don’t think these up. I get them from a great guy - Phil Humbert. And he gets them from friends.

But I find them very funny and it’s a great start to my week as I get them on Sunday. I thought it would be a good way to end our week with a smile.

A couple are political or a bit risqué, but I think you’ll enjoy them. Smile everyone!

Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.
If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
Horn Broken…Watch For Finger.
The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha. (my kids just looked me up and down when I read this one!)
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Illiterate? Write For Help.
Honk If Anything Falls Off.
Cover Me, I’m Changing Lanes.
He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost - But is Miles From The Next Exit.
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now! (Love this one!)
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) - If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over…
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
If Walking Is So Good For You, Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
Boldly Going Nowhere.
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
Heart Attacks: God’s Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
Honk If You’ve Never Seen an Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.